leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

Suck his dick

A gay man’s advice for basically everything (via barack-obottm)

humbleumbran

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(Source: psyducked)

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr